I have recently been having a repeated thought. If my life were like a gum commercial, the following would happen-
- That lovely man, who's over excited dog jumped on me whilst I was reading my book in the park, would have thrown a piece of gum in his mouth, I would do the same. And we would magically kiss. (That would also apply to the "If my life were a romantic comedy" scenario.)
- That intensely good looking guy, who I saw in the tube, would have locked eyes with me flirtatiously, chewed gum, as would I, and we would kiss.
- There would be a lovely man in the apartment parallel to mine. We would meet outside... and well. You get the idea.
That's why they are gum commercials I guess. I think they are all just a big tease.
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if you just replaced "good looking guy" with "Drew" you could make all your dreams come true. except it'd be short lived because I kill all my brides on the honey moon, so I hope you're up for that.
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